Don't Go There! A Robblogger Look At Travel

Author: Rob Logger

Read on: Kindle

Author’s website: http://inspiredbycaffeinenicotine.blogspot.com/

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Robblogger saves you from spending your hard won vacation dollars on destinations not worth the effort:

Mexico: Sadly, I’ll have to deduct points for the Piñata... I think this sends a poor message to mini señors and señoritas. That violence is rewarded with prizes, or that it is acceptable to beat animals with sticks. I don’t know what the message here is, but I don’t approve.

Ireland: From 1845 -1849 Ireland was struck by the great famine caused by a potato blight. Over a million people died from starvation. I don’t know what the draw of a famine museum might be. Replicas of blighted potatoes and pictures of starving Irishmen fail to capture my interest. I’m not sure why you’d want to commemorate such a horrible plague anyway.

Egypt: Maybe that’s why I have such a fondness for Egypt. In a previous life I was a ruthless, but forward thinking tyrant. I know all my slaves had dental. I was probably behind the initiative to invent dentists. That’s right, patient readers, Egypt gave us dentistry.

And Pearls like...

"I’m only a pair of leopard skin pants away from forming a Poison cover band. No thanks Egypt."

"Red sand, black sand…red door, blue door. Can’t you do better Greece? Who the hell am I? Doctor Seuss? I live on a beach in the U.S. of A, where people have the good sense to keep their clothes on."

"Since there hasn’t been a draft in decades, there’s little reason to visit Canada."

What’s this dubious literary offering really all about? Besides a pretty clever way to part you from a few pennies, my girlfriend has always wanted to travel. I care for the idea of traveling about as much as I care for the idea of soaking my head in a sink full of electric eels. Travel appeals to me not very much at all, slightly less than not very much at all, to be brutally honest.

So the birth of this e-book was my girlfriend suggesting countries we should visit. And me finding creative ways to convince her that visiting proposed country wouldn’t be fun.

My Thoughts

Don’t Go There was a humorous view at some of the places people like to visit or say they would like to go on vacation, along with the tourist attractions. The author gives the readers his point of view of countries and gives a rating of the country.

When I first began reading Don’t Go There, I thought I was going to be reading about the author’s travels and the satirical happenings during his visits. Instead, the book was about the reasons you should not visit certain places. The author cited information from Wikipedia and the US Department of State. We have all been told when writing papers that Wikipedia is not a good source for citing information. Needless to say, the author used the information he found to provide his readers with “facts” about countries to visit, or to not visit. I found myself laughing out loud at some points and in other parts of the book I wanted to truly find information myself. However, I didn’t because I didn’t want to ruin my reading enjoyment.

In his writing, the author tries to find some good in visiting each country. But it seems the good he tried to find didn’t outweigh the bad enough for him to want to visit. I think my favorite countries he wrote about were England and Egypt. Don’t Go There was a very light-hearted, enjoyable read. I would recommend to anyone who enjoys wit, sarcasm and humor.

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DISCLAIMER: I was in no way compensated to review this book. These are my opinions of a book offered to me by the author for an honest review.